Christian R.

Skyworld - White Apple Runtz 3.5 Flower (Hybrid) Mannnnnn this is gassssss. ⛽️ Deep balanced high that is reminiscent of Wedding Cake in its effects. Fire high on both head and body, but no couch-lock, allowing you to conquer the task at hand, and feel great while doing so. The buds have that distinct shape, frosty crystals, Red hairs, and smells amazing. This bud Breaks up very well by hand. Cracking the jar hits you with a sweet candy apple, tropical fruit, gas vibe. The dry-pull really hit all the notes before lighting. It burns very well, and tastes great throughout the whole burn session. The high is amazing. Creative, anti anxiety/ depression for sure. You feel groovy, yet still capable of being productive. You can relax and read or watch a movie, or blaze this up in a social setting, you’re good! These are one of those strains that you just can’t keep away from. It’s a really enjoyable smoke that checks all the boxes for me. Skyworld has been killing it lately and as long as they stay “WAR” ready, they’re good by me! Here’s the breakdown: Eye Appeal 9/10 Smell 9/10 Taste 10/10 Burn 10/10 Effects 10/10 Overall 9.6/10 ⭐️ One of my highest rated flowers to date. I’ll definitely recommend and purchase again and again.

It’s been a while since I’ve smoked some Milkweed so I had to double back n check out one of their latest strains, Toad Venom. Looking through the clear jar, the buds don’t exactly scream out “Top Shelf!” But let’s dig deeper. First look gives throwback, light green gas, when they first started putting them in jars lol. Lots of crystallization, but plenty of sticks/stems as well. The buds are SUPER sticky. Yall know I break up my flower with 10 fingers only, no grinders. This is one of those flowers that literally sticks in the grooves of your fingerprints. The smell is sweet, citrusy, and piney. I stuffed a raw cone, and away we go… My fingers are sticking to the lighter as I’m trying to light lol. The taste is nothing too crazy..it’s not too sweet, and it’s not harsh. The initial pull brings piney, sweet smoke, with a nice citrus, mojito type of taste on the exhale. To be honest, the longer this is lit, the more I enjoy it. There’s an immediate forehead / eye pressure . We love that. A ridiculously calming and soothing body high, almost giggly. I’m sitting on my porch, leaned back in a computer chair, real Puerto Rican-like. It’s dark and chilly..I’m halfway through this cone, and I feel like I’m in complete relax mode, FRIED FISH. Here’s the rating, family. Eye appeal 7.5 /10 Smell 7.0/ 10 Taste 7.4/10 Burn 8.7/10 Effects. 8.7/10 Overall 8/10⭐️ Man this bud burns so good (super slow, steady). I am stoned. Price point for this is mid 40’s and they’re definitely still competing with other cultivators in that tier, which I find to be thee most competitive tier in house, impressive. Really enjoyed this bud, will recommend and cop again.

I’ve always been a fan of wedding cake when baked right ! Clayborne hit this one on the nose. The buds are sticky and difficult to break up by hand, (no grinder zone :)) and have a nice chunky build. Nice amount of crystallization, and danky sweet gassy smell. The smoke on this baby is beautiful. First couple rips off of the cone I just stuffed, and I’m already feeling the complete relaxation. Heavy high in the eyes has me blinking slow. Let’s be clear, I AM A HEAVY INDICA SMOKER FOR 20 years. When I tell you there’s a heavy Indica, I speak from experience. This is easily one of my favorite flowers right now. The eye appeal is solid, the smell is delicious, the smoke is pleasant and NOT harsh. The high is strong, total head and body high, but not a crash and couch lock. it’s like your on the Marijuana highway, and you take the exit right before the couch lock. I call it BLISS. This one is a must for the heavy Indica seeker. 5/5 ⭐️

Aww man…. It has been quite some time since I’ve indulged in hash, due to me taking a loooong hiatus off of the sub par “hash” being circulated the last couple of years or so. BUT This hash is INCREDIBLE! I crumbled the whole gram into a cone full of Mac 1. OMG. Such a deep, fresh flower, delicious taste. It was amazing. Everyone in the cypher had the same “ohhhh, daammmm” reaction after the first pull. I would recommend this everyday of the week. Breaks up melty, crumbly, and burns beautiful. The taste, the immediate effects, the quality of the eye and bag appeal.. Literally checks every box. 5/5 - All day and night .

Stress? Fatigue? Mood swings? Headache? Introverted? Stuck in your shell or shy in a new social setting? This is the bud for you, no seriously. A cerebral, uplifting high that’s giving u a gentle body high as well to avoid any raciness or anxiety. This weed is like popping a happy pill. Instantly feel like you’re back to yourself. Problems are just part of the solution at this point. We smoke this and we’re happy, we’re waving and saying what’s up to the mail man while sitting at the red light, then you think to yourself - “ where the hell is the music ?!” You then proceed to set your radio to the absolute loudest setting with your favorite song and unlock your hippy spirit. This bud is very good vibes, social, chatty, super upbeat and positive. I’d say it feels like a perfect 50% Sativa, 50% Indica, drawing the best from both worlds. I literally save this bud and use it as a depression medicine. When I’m having a really rough day, I’m looking for Milkweed’s Galactic Warheads. Trust me, if you wanna go from low vibes, to up in the sky,Go Galactic baby. Chunky, but light buds that break up very well by hand (I don’t use grinders). The taste is great with a fresh, citrusy, gassy smoke. Eye appeal is solid with nice crystal buildup and structure, with soft and peely leaves on the break up. Very, very good bud for that person wanting to conquer the week, while still feeling super groovy while doing it. Burns well, and effects are immediate. Enjoy!

AWWWW MANNNNNN. Mac 1 has always been a TOP 5 strain of mine. I was excited to see where So Dope’s Mac 1 ranked among my previous experiences…WOW. They did not disappoint at alllll. This is one of the best Mac’s I’ve had, ever. The smell is amazing out of the jar. The buds are chunky and fresh, with a nice stickiness to go along with all those orange hairs and crystals. It’s tastes how it smells, which I love. The flavor of each pull has an Amazing aged berry flavor. It’s creamy, smooth, with an equally pleasant high to match. You’ll feel it in the head first and the eyes, followed by a euphoric and “everything’s gonna be alright ” type of vibe. I’d say it’s more of a 60/40 indica leaning. I actually use this flower before my runs, and it has me in a flow state from start to finish line. Upbeat, happy, with a nice refueling yet relaxing body high, that’s sure to create a force field for any incoming negative vibes. They did an amazing job with this flower. Eye appeal Smell Taste High And price!!!!! Cmooonnn this is a must try!

5/5 FIREEEEE. Roemer Farms is always an automatic bucket with their beautiful flower, but this one is one of my favorite flowers in our store. The berry has notes hit u as soon as the jar is cracked. Clean, smooth, tasty smoke, with an automatic chest tightness and head blast of a high . This indica high is a deep comfort, a groovy , talkative, smiley vibe. The high is long lasting and Stoney. Body and head banger. From smell to eye appeal, to smoke ..this is the top tier ish u look to share and be the talk of the cypher.